Bear Stearns Cos.

From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia

Bear Stearns Cos.
has been granted full United States "citizenship"
for their donation to Republican causes.
America thanks you, Bear Stearns Cos.

Bear Stearns Cos.
is a Gold-Level
Member of the
Debt-Miles
Reward Program^®

Gosh why would any wall street investor not want to invest in a company with bear in the name?

The horror!

How did the dirty Communist Bears manage to open a bank in the Vatican of capitalism that we call Wall Street?

And what do they call it? Why Bear Stearns Cos. Nice try bears we know it's you. [1] Chances are this branch of the bearista is being lead by that pervert bear that works at Rockefeller Plaza what his name again?

Oh that's right-- masturbating bear!

Fortunately, the non-existent economic recession has done away with this one, resulting in much-needed indictments.

• Thank God leading Bear Stearns hedge fund managers like Ralph Cioffi were in no way connected to the Republican party.

The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satan
are fighting over the very soul of
Bear Stearns Cos.