Bats
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| Ursa | Winnie The Pooh | Yogi Bear | Colbear | Smokey The Bear |
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Bats are tiny flying bears. Like bears, they are soulless tree huggers and predators of God's creatures.
Bats are known to feed on human flesh, suck blood, and eat honey as well.
Bats meet with their bear kin annually to discuss Global terrorism in caves throughout the world.
Although most bats dwell in caves like terrorists, some bats hide in Christmas Trees, because bats, like bears, work with liberals to win the War on Christmas and enjoy grinchitude.
[edit] Factoids
- The December 12, 2006 Colbert Report identified the bat threat on its Threat Down.Episode #188
- On August 13, 2007, they were again identified on the animals Threat Down.Episode #297
- Bats like stairs.
  This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah. | ||||||||||
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