Barbra Streisand

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Barbra Streisand
has earned a place on
The Honorable Professor Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.'s "On Notice" board.


Barbra Streisand
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!
Barbra Streisand
is an insidious part of the
Fancy-pantsification of America!
Many believe she was too old to play 'Yentl'.

Barbra Streisand is a Jewish, Anti-American actress, famous for her nose and mainly appearing in films shot with soft-focus diffusion. With enough soft-focus, she looks damn hot, especially if the lights in your living room are dimmed and you have consumed at least a 12-pack of beer. Otherwise, she just looks fucking scary. It's no surprise, then, that she is very popular among men who could care less about attractive women.

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[edit] How Stephen Feels About Ms. Streisand

Everyone knows that Stephen Colbert hates Barbra "fucking" Streisand.

ON NOTICE

DISTRACTIONS

JANE FONDA (FANTASIES)

CANADIAN ICEHOLES

LIMEY SQUIRREL EATERS

GRIZZLY BEARS

FORGIVENESS

JOURNAL OF PALEOLIMNOLOGY

MICHAEL ADAMS


BARBRA STREISAND


Flavor Crystals
DENNIS KUCINICH


[edit] How Ms. Streisand Feels About Stephen

Barbra finds The Colbert Report exceptionally thralling. She most enjoys singing along with Stephen to "The Circle of Life" and "Let the Eagle Soar".

[edit] How Ms. Streisand Feels About President Bush

Fox News reported on October 12, 2006 that "La Babs has employed a bad Bush impersonator to sing a duet with her, all the while lambasting real administration's policies" at her Madison Square Garden performance.

[edit] How Streisand Fans Who Are Also Bush Supporters Feel About Barbra

There aren't any, although occasionally Bush supporters who are also David Copperfield fans wander into her concert hall by mistake.

[edit] What Ms. Streisand Has To Say To Bush Supporters Who Are Also Fans Of Her

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Shut the fµçß up!
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~ Barbra Streisand


Did you know Barbra is a good friend of enemies of liberty Tim Robbins and Jane Fonda?

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Barbra Streisand
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Barbra Streisand to the authorities.
Barbra Streisand has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL
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