"Baby Eater"

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The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satan
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Baby Eater

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Baby eater (cannibal or forgiven sinner)

1. a person who consumes infants

Origin

How one views the act of baby eating depends on whether one loves The Baby Jesus or worships The Baby Satan.

If one is in the clutches of Satan's Spawn, most likely the child in question will be eaten for sport. However, if one fears the Almighty Father with the love of an obedient Christian, the baby will be eaten as part of a sacrifice for His Holy Kingdom and forgiveness of our filthy, filthy sins, praise be Our Lord.

See Also

• A Modest Proposal
• Eucharist

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