Baby Carrots
has earned a place on
The Honorable Professor Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.'s "Fantasies" board.

Baby Carrots
is an insidious part of the
Fancy-pantsification of America!

un-American Foods or Beverages

Arugula Baby Carrots Biscuit Borscht Bowtie Pasta Broccoli Candy Apples Cappuccino Churros Combos E85 Gingerbread Men Kix Maggots Moose Tacos Poutine Pretzel Santorum Screw-Cap Wines Soylent Green Stem Cells Sunny D Tofu Vegemite

These innocent-looking vegetables may be delicate, but they have the power of a very, very gay and very, very large penis.

They are made from the souls of small ginger infants who were put down just a few hours after birth.

See AlsoEdit

• Stephen Colbert Fantasies Board

External LinkEdit

• Baby Carrot Recall