Babies

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Babies
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

Babies are a central part of The American Family. Babies are small, helpless, and cute. Therefore, if anyone is against anything that could conceivably be tied to babies, nixo facto, they are communists.^[1]

[edit] Little Known Facts

Dr. Colbert was once a baby.

Until contrary evidence is presented, Barack Obama was never a baby.

[edit] See Also

• Religious Babies

• The Baby Stephen

• Baby Muggles

• Children

• baby mama

[edit] Do Not See Also

• The Baby Satan
• The Baby Muhammed

"Babies"
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[edit] Please Note

1. ↑ "Tied" in a metaphorical sense, of course. Wikiality.com, its writers and its affiliates do not advocate the literal tying of any things to any babies.