BAE Systems
has been granted full United States "citizenship"
for their donation to Republican causes.
America thanks you, BAE Systems

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BAE Systems

Established:	?????
Industry:	Defense
Revenue:	Classified

BAE Systems plc (acquirer of United Defense) is a modest and humble unsung freedom giver of American Values.

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See Also Edit

• The Carlyle Group
• Al Yamamah
• Corruption Row

External SourcesEdit

• Generous donations to education
• Wikipedia's fair & democratic entry

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