Avril Lavigne
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Avril Lavigne is a Canadian rock singer and Condoleeza Rice's competition for the hand of the Prime Minister of Canada. She is one of the most powerful Canadians, and a lot easier to look at than Neil Young. She recently pissed off a lot of Islamic people by performing in Malaysia, and for being married to her girlfriend Derek Whembly. Also Canadian who spells her name like this Deryk, Which is proof of their French influence of terrible spelling! They recently divorced and she is now married to Lou Dobbs.
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[edit] Colbert Controversy
She is also know for her Fear of American Men with Balls hence her refusal to go onto The Report. Thus why she wrote the song tomorrow after seeing Steven in New York City. Was once invited to the show and was in a coma for 3 days until the evil Liberals injected her with the Republican Vaccine and Formula 401 antidote which is maple syrup. She was successfully moved from the capitol Toronto, Weloveourpot Hospital back to the Cowards Haven formally known as Holly Wood. Which her Hippie agenda of protesting the war thru redoing old hippie songs, Thus being awarded the Liberal Cowards badge of We think we have Honor.
[edit] Prime Minister of Canada
Avril Lavigne wants the Prime Minister of Canada, but so does Condi. She claims to be on the Liberal Party aka the Canadian Sex party, but they're all too high up there to properly name their political parties. With her Pro Destroying America thru Freeing Cows in Colorado via brainwashing College Students with a crappy movie Fast Food Nation. And her Pro-Complicated Agenda.
Avril said: "Many times these Mexicans cross into the US and run all the way up north and then enter British Columbia." She is currently married to Lou Dobbs.
[edit] Playgirlisim
- Her song Girlfriend was playgirlised. She ripped of the Rubinoos' "I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend".
- Elvis Costello is an older version of Avril Lavigne, minus the huge ego and straight teeth.
[edit] External Tubes
- Canadian Sex Party. 18+ See I cant make this stuff up! (link may be NSFW)
