Austin Heap
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Austin Heap is an internets expert who thwarts the legitimacy of governments.
Once the CIA figures out how to clear their email inbox of porn spam, they will either arrest or hire him.
Austin Heap is a masked man of mystery, an on a more sinister note probably an eater of pizza!
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