Attila the Hun

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Attila the Hun was a fierce barbarian warlord who made the sissified Goths, Visigoths, Vandals, Franks, and even the once-mighty Roman Empire kneel before his wrath!

Where is your God now, Valentinian?

Mr. the Hun is best known for shooting Ghengis Kahn in the face with an arrow while they were out hunting one day.

[edit] Factoids

• He ripped peoples' limbs off
• He was really really fat
• Died in his sleep of a nosebleed (this is actually true, if you believe books!)
• Was the distant ancestor of Hu Jintao and Kim Jong-il, proving that evolution is evil.
• Dropped live puppies into boiling water for fun. (true)
• Was a Dwarf, The Eighth Dwarf that Snow White luckily never meet.

[edit] See Also

• Hun Country