Atomo Kleen

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Atomo Kleen
is brought to you by Prescott Pharmaceuticals
"Prescott Pharmaceuticals: guaranteed to change your life, and possibly your genetic code."

A product manufactured by Prescott Pharmaceuticals, Atomo Kleen ensures that your car is as clean as your toilet seat!

Directions For UseEdit


Atomo Kleen comes in this designer lead-lined enclosure.

  • simply remove it from it's lead carrying case
  • hang from rear-view mirror

NOTE: In some cases, you may need to add bottled water


  • irradiates your car
  • microwaves your groceries and pets

Side EffectsEdit

  • Chinese fire bones
  • brain whistle
  • eyesplosions

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