Sweet baby Jesus will come again with the coming Atomic War. The atomic war will happen when the Bear Hunters of America face the Bears and the liberals in a grudge match that may end the Universe. Dragons will descend from the sky as the the Bear's aerial attack force, but will be defeated by Stephen Jr.. All Godless Killing Machines will be destroyed. The collateral damage from Stephen Colbert's jedi powers will destroy the last of the Bear sympathizers and all of Canada. The date of Stephen's victory will be announced on the Colbert Report.
An atomic war would be awsome. I would be all like "cool" and then they would be like "dude" and i would be like "yeah"