The Baby Jesus doesn't like
Athena!
She's just a false goddess
but she's always making moves on The Baby Jesus' Daddy!

Athena is the goddess of The "Gut-Thinking" or as the Pagan Greeks call in their native tongue "Weisdom". Sometimes she moonlights as goddess of Warfare, but like everyone knows the Business of War is a man's job... just dont tell her I said that...

Her Gut-ThinkingEdit

Athena's Teacher's Pet: SocratesEdit

The Symposium TruthimposiumEdit

Other Gut-Thinking Breakthroughs!Edit

Her Contributions on The War on TerrorEdit

Athena's Other WarsEdit

War Against Poverty The PoorEdit

War On DrugsEdit

War On Gun ControlEdit

War On HippiesEdit

Athena is a Secret Lesbo and Founder of the Lezbian Feminazi Army!!Edit

External TubesEdit

• Greek Philosophers were the first to discover the "Wisdom of the Gut"