Astronaut

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Hilarious cartoon of a homicidal astronaut wearing a diaper.

Astronaut (occupations)

1. a person who works in "outer space" and may suffer from Space Madness as a result of so many difficult missions.

[edit] Tools Commonly Used By Astronauts

• bb guns
• electrical tape
• steel mallets
• diapers
• directions to home of lover's other girlfriend

If you work hard, you'll get ahead as an Astronaut