Arab (disambig)

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Everyone knows that all Arabs are Terrorists. So... Which type of "Terrorist" were you looking for?

• The kind of Arab that lives in the Middle East?
• Qur'an-reading, Mohammed-worshipping, Muslim, the kind, from the cult of Islam?
• The Association of Radical American Bears(A-RAB)?
• The Shiite or Sunni kind of Arab that fights freedom in Iraq?
• The kind that lives in Iran under the dictatorship of Mahamoud Ahamedjihateamericahad Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?
• The kind that belongs to one of the following terrorist organizations?

Hezbollah

Al Qaeda

Elf'Qaeda

The Axis of Evil

NAMBLA

Ali Coli

Factinistas

• The kind that wages War on Christmas with the help of the Anti-Claus?
• The kind that hates the Baby Jesus, Stephen Colbert, Mel Gibson, and The Greatest President Ever?
• The kind that wants to elect The First Arab President of the United States?