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Aqua Colbert
is available for purchase
from and for the benefit of Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
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"When you've got an extraordinary thirst, don't settle for an ordinary water that comes from just one foreign country. When you drink Aqua Colbert, you're drinking the world."


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  • bottle is crafted from freshest and crudest Arabian oil
  • Bottle is then flown in its own First Class seat to the Arctic Circle
  • The purest glaciers are hand melted by Aqua Colbert experts for polar freshness
  • South Sea water of the tropics
  • Bangkok massage - with happy ending!
  • topped off with single tear from the last white rhino (May contain some black rhino tear)
  • chilled in Freon
  • packed in styrofoam
  • Transported via snowmobile, Jet Ski,and historic coal-fired train
  • poured over the head of a male model
  • Bottle is then filled with pure Cincinnati tap water
  • airlifted to your home

Purity, quality, packing peanuts


all the refreshment you need in today's warmer world. That's the Aqua Colbert guarantee.

Aqua Colbert. Thirst Locally, Drink Globally!



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