Aqua Buddha is heretical
and makes The Baby Jesus jealous!
May it rot in the fires of his judgement!

"Aqua Buddha"
is hippie-related, and not groovy to The Baby Jesus.

Aqua Buddha is the one true god and his divine son is Rand Paul. He is the god of Libertarianism and small governments.

TheologyEdit

Cults

$cientology Lutheranology Bearism Wikipedism Jewism Utah's Marriage Cult Moo-slim That Pasta-based "Religion" SubGeniism India's Dot "Religion" China's Fat-Guy "Religion" Voo-doo That Goth-chick "Religion" Madonna's Jew-ism Liberalism Wu-Tang Clan Bonoschtapo Hippie Crap 1337 Meteorology

People Who Are in Cults

Katie Holmes Will Smith Tom Cruise Kool-Aid Drinkers The Baby Satan

• There’s no rich, no poor, no middle class, only money; and we make that money by selling to rich people. -- So says his divine son, Rand Paul.

• If a poor family falls on hard times in the woods, and no one’s around to care, did it really happen? [Not If They're Hispanic] -- So says his divine son, Rand Paul

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