Appletini

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Appletini
has earned a place on
The Honorable Professor Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.'s "Fantasies" board.

Appletini
is an insidious part of the
Fancy-pantsification of America!

"Appletini"
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You really can taste the apples

An appletini is an alcoholic beverage usually made with vodka, apple schnapps, and a splash of gayness. It is trendy, intriguing, and more than a little foofy.

The gays and the straights are currently battling over the soul of the appletini.