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The Apocalypse (aka the worst day in the world) is what will happen if Dr. Colbert dies. Then he would be removed off of the planet, where all of the liberals would take over without the protect of Stephen Colbert. Luckily for us, that will almost probably never happen, as the only way for a mortal of his caliber to die is by a silver bullet to the appendix.

If the Apocalypse were ever to happen, it would be Marx's fault.

See also Edit

• A World Without Stephen Colbert
• Marx
• Mel Gibson's Apocalypto
• The Book in The Holy Bible
• Second Coming of Christ
• The End Of The World