The Baby Jesus doesn't like
Aphrodite!
She's just a false goddess
but she's always making moves on The Baby Jesus' Daddy!

Aphrodite is the goddess of Lust and Filthy Dirty Sex and "Fifth Century BC Playmate" (also Stephen's ex-girlfriend. Rumor has it that she wants him back!)

Goddess of Lust and Wild SexEdit

She loved the D.

Her Playboy DebuteEdit

Her One Night Stand with Stephen ColbertEdit

They had lots and lots of sex during their college year but then he broke up with her when he found out she was a lesbian liberal democrat. Ever since then Aphrodite has been begging for one more night, but Colbert refuses to cheat on his wife.

Is Aphrodite's Son Stephen's Child?Edit