Stephen's Supreme Court FriendEdit
The Rumpist School of ThoughtEdit
Recent research has discovered that Judge Scalia's rulings originate somewhere between his left and right buttocks. Ergo, he is a true legal centrist. It is not yet clear how it operates with his gut, but that's something only scientists and book readers are concerned about. The important thing is God designed him that way. Equally importantly, upon MRI, his soul has displayed the the necessary protection to guard against penetration of this court chamber by terrorists.