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Antonin Scalia
is part of the United States Federal Government.
Don't ask; asking only helps the terrorists.

Antonin Scalia
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America

Antonin Gregory Scalia is a Justice of the United States Supreme Court. He is also a paisan of Stephen Colbert.

Stephen's Supreme Court FriendEdit

They first met in 2006 during Dr. Colbert's legal lecture to the White House and its Press. View the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner for details.

The Rumpist School of ThoughtEdit

Recent research has discovered that Judge Scalia's rulings originate somewhere between his left and right buttocks. Ergo, he is a true legal centrist. It is not yet clear how it operates with his gut, but that's something only scientists and book readers are concerned about. The important thing is God designed him that way. Equally importantly, upon MRI, his soul has displayed the the necessary protection to guard against penetration of this court chamber by terrorists.

Some people at FOX have reported that The Greatest President's colon and Scalia's growth are in direct communication.

See AlsoEdit

• Scalito
• Judicial Branch

External TubesEdit

• The "Democratic" view of Scalia provided by wiki nerds
• Written Opinions On Privacy Laws
• Scalia says no to Criminals
• How Scalia protects the Constitution
• Scalia to bravely face The Feminazis