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Justice Antonin Scalia saying hello to his friend Stephen. Can't you just feel the love?

Antonin Gregory Scalia is a Justice of the United States Supreme Court. He is also a paisan of Stephen Colbert.

Stephen's Supreme Court FriendEdit

They first met in 2006 during Dr. Colbert's legal lecture to the White House and its Press. View the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner for details.

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Dr. Stephen Colbert saying hello To His friend Antonin

The Rumpist School of ThoughtEdit

Recent research has discovered that Judge Scalia's rulings originate somewhere between his left and right buttocks. Ergo, he is a true legal centrist. It is not yet clear how it operates with his gut, but that's something only scientists and book readers are concerned about. The important thing is God designed him that way. Equally importantly, upon MRI, his soul has displayed the the necessary protection to guard against penetration of this court chamber by terrorists.

Some people at FOX have reported that The Greatest President's colon and Scalia's growth are in direct communication.

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