Antarctica

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Hey, where the hell is
Antarctica???
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!
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Since the invention of global warming, irrelevant. Despite the name, there are no ants made of tar there.

Antarctica is a giant iceberg floating on the Southern-most point of America's Planet. Despite what your facty elementary school teacher may tell you, Antarctica is not a continent, and is in fact a gigantic iceberg made of snow.

Antarctica is mostly an irrelevant place, however, during the Cold War, it was the location of most of the battles between God's Country (America), and the filthy Satan-worshiping atheist Commies, known as "Soviets."

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