Anna Nicole Smith

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Anna-Nicole Smith was an American celeberty-esque, "ex"-stripper who was really important and extremely news worthy. She was widely admired for her marriage to a 120 year-old Texas oil-man since real Americans know nothing is sexier than Texas oil, no matter how wrinkly the package.

Tragically, Anna died only a few short months after giving birth to her second child on February 8, 2007. Currently about 150 million men have claimed to be the father of the baby girl.

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[edit] Drugs Found In Miss Nicole Smith's System

According to the Broward County medical examiner's office, the following drugs were found in Anna Nicole Smith's body during the autopsy:

• Ativan (lorazepam): anti-anxiety medication

• Cipro (ciprofloxacin): antibiotic

• Klonopin (clonazepam): anti-seizure medicine also used to treat anxiety

• Methadone: strong painkiller, often used to suppress withdrawal from heroin

• Noctec (chloral hydrate): sedative and sleeping medication

• Robaxin (methocarbamol): muscle relaxant

• Soma (meprobamate): muscle relaxant

• Topamax (topiramate): anti-seizure medication also used to treat migraines

• Tylenol (acetaminophen): pain reliever

• Valium (diazepam): anti-anxiety medication, also used as a sedative and to treat seizures

• Benadryl (diphenhydramine): antihistamine

• Human growth hormone: touted as a muscle-building, weight-reducing agent

• Nicorette (nicotine polacrilex): used to quit smoking

• Tamiflu (oseltamivir phosphate): anti-viral medicine

• Vitamin B12: helps formation of red blood cells