Animal Rights has earned
the Al Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL

"Animal Rights"
is hippie-related, and not groovy to The Baby Jesus.

Animal rights is the term used by liberal hippies who wanted to give rights to all animals.

Why Animal Rights Is WrongEdit

Liberals don't understand the basis of Law, where rights and responsibilities are balanced. Giving rights to animals who can't take responsibilities is not only dumb but dangerous. We don't give the same rights to our children because they can't take up the same responsibilities as adults.

Animal ActivistsEdit

One of the more predominant animal rights activist groups is the cult known as PETA, who's main goal is to sacrifice small human children to keep the "Satan Farm" working. The "Satan Farm" is the promised land for these hippie extremists and runs on the blood of human children. In it contain vicious cows that moo the screams of the deceased and flammable roosters that, as soon as they enter the light, burst into hell flames and set anything in their path ablaze.