Anal Poisoning

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After a thorough examination, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has diagnosed you as suffering from a case of
Anal Poisoning

Anal Poisoning (rectal problem)

1. an affliction characterized by an abundance of semi-synthetic opioid analgesics affecting the nether regions. It is highly contagious, but is only deadly to those allergic to the firm buttocks of his fellow man

Synonym: Dominican's Obsession, OxyContin Whirlpool

[edit] See Also

• Santorum
• tea bagging

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