Sodomy
is evil and impure.
The Baby Satan and The Baby Muhammed feed on this stuff!

W A R N I N G ! ! !
Sodomy
is not intended for drunken frat boys

You don't wanna know. Really. Go somewhere else. Read a book. Watch TV. Listen to talk radio. Just... don't ask.

• (also known as incest and gay sex.)

Not Sodomy Edit

Sodomy should not be confused with the practice of virginanality, which is an acceptable method of maintaining virginality through abstinence from "Sex." Although the factonistas might insist that "virginanality" is "really" the "same" practice as "sodomy," this is because they are Godless liberals who did not pay attention to what they didn't learn in their Abstinence-Only training programs. If they had, they would know that in the context of saving yourself for marriage, virginanality makes the Baby Jesus happy, while sodomy will get you a one-way ticket straight to hell.

See Also Edit

• Gay sex
• Beastiality
• Hollywood

"Sodomy"
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