Amsterdam is the capital city of the Netherlands and the earthly manifistation of HELL! It can be found in "Tourist's Guide to Hell and Beyond" in the index under: "AmsterDAMN." Located in the south of the province North Holland. The name Amsterdam literally means "HELL ON EARTH". The city was founded in the late 12th century by a small Satanic Cult. The historical centre with its concentric altars was largely built during the Dutch Golden Shower in the 17th century. As of January 1, 2006 the city of Amsterdam has a population of 743,027 doomed souls and is by population size the largest city in the Netherlands.

HistoryEdit

Amsterdam began as a meeting place for Satanists in the late 12th century. According to legend, Amsterdam was founded by two homosexuals looking to get married and smoke dope, they landed on the shores of the Amstel in a small boat with their dog, "Fluffers". As news of the Debauchery spread to other heathens it fast became a meeting place of Witches, Satanists, Liberals, Actors and other subversives determined to destroy American Values! 400 years before they officially existed!! Man, they're evil!

Tourist attractions... of the DAMNEDEdit

Amsterdam is also famous for its UN-AMERICAN red-light district. Window prostitution is legal in the Netherlands. The red-light district is located in the centre of the city along major altars and is clearly marked on maps with pentagrams.

Also elsewhere in the city, "Pot shops" sell Marijuana! UN-AMERICAN!!

The Illuminatti used to have their HQ in the city, but it was so bad, even satan left it, so they set up in the hague.

DialectEdit

The "Amsterdamned" are known for their vulgar, vile and blurry speech: swallowing vowels whole and adding sin and filth to every sentence. Not only does their language and dialect represent Liberal Communist Monkey Evil, it also goes accompanied by the Un-American tradition of eating smelly raw demon fish known as herring ("haring" in Dutch) which can clearly be smelled from their mouths as they attempt to speak. The dialect is strongly influenced by Yiddish, which explains their Jewish Agenda to promote tolerance to various evils.