Please fold the American Flag correctly
Do not let it touch the ground
Thank you

ATTENTION: This Page is for Real Americans™ ONLY
If you are not a Real American™, pack your bags and report to GITMO.

The national flag of the United States of America and what you should be waving right now. You can't make a flag better than this! Believe me - people have tried! It simply cannot be done!

Flags "inspired" by the American flag designEdit

• the Liberian flag
• the Malaysian flag
• the Chilean flag

Future Flag of AmericaEdit

Flag of Communist AmericaEdit

This version of the flag only exist in Communist America, there is no way that America will one day be... What?! We elected a black mooslim man as our President???

Trivia Edit

• The colors red, white, and blue where chosen for the flag by Jesus Himself because they never run.
• The Flag has serviced over 143 million customers.

See AlsoEdit

• Flag Day