American Culture

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American culture is the art, music, or other forms of expression that are unique to America. America has a patent on it, so no other country may use it, without substantial licensing fees.

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[edit] The Cheese Scale

The quality of American Culture is measured using the Cheese Scale. To rate a cultural phenomenon, Anthropologists use their guts to determine the correct "cheese" rating.

Below are the various flavors of cheese used in the American Culture rating system:

  • Soft Cheese
  • Sandwich Cheese
  • Snack Cheese
  • Crackered Cheese
  • Toe Cheese
  • Head Cheese

A list of examples for each cheese categories used in the Cheese Scale. While this is not an exhaustive list, it should give the reader a better understanding into which category new phenomenon would fall.

[edit] Soft Cheese Cultural Phenomenon

  • Chick Flicks
  • My Little Pony

[edit] Sandwich Cheese Cultural Phenomenon

  • blue jeans
  • pull-tab beer cans

[edit] Snack Cheese Cultural Phenomenon

  • monster truck rallies
  • the "pull my finger" greeting

[edit] Crackered Cheese Cultural Phenomenon

  • computer hacking
  • Red Bull Energy Drink

[edit] Toe Cheese Cultural Phenomenon

  • serial killers
  • marrying serial killers

[edit] See Also

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