American Culture
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American culture is the art, music, or other forms of expression that are unique to America. America has a patent on it, so no other country may use it, without substantial licensing fees.
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[edit] The Cheese Scale
The quality of American Culture is measured using the Cheese Scale. To rate a cultural phenomenon, Anthropologists use their guts to determine the correct "cheese" rating.
Below are the various flavors of cheese used in the American Culture rating system:
- Soft Cheese
- Sandwich Cheese
- Snack Cheese
- Crackered Cheese
- Toe Cheese
- Head Cheese
A list of examples for each cheese categories used in the Cheese Scale. While this is not an exhaustive list, it should give the reader a better understanding into which category new phenomenon would fall.
[edit] Soft Cheese Cultural Phenomenon
- Chick Flicks
- My Little Pony
[edit] Sandwich Cheese Cultural Phenomenon
- blue jeans
- pull-tab beer cans
[edit] Snack Cheese Cultural Phenomenon
- monster truck rallies
- the "pull my finger" greeting
[edit] Crackered Cheese Cultural Phenomenon
- computer hacking
- Red Bull Energy Drink
[edit] Toe Cheese Cultural Phenomenon
- serial killers
- marrying serial killers
