Al Jazeera

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Al Jazeera
Belongs to The Vast Left-Wing Media Conspiracy
Mahmoud Ahmedi-Al Jazeera-nejad is a terrorist.
Dave Marash being nailed by Stephen Colbert during their January 31, 2006 interview.

Al Jazeera, Al Qaeda's terrorist partner, is a media front for Islamic extremists. It also is the arch enemy of Fox News and Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly. They strive to provide the most up to date beheading videos and communication from the terrorists. They ask the provocative questions and keep the terrorists focused. They keep the illegal drug user informed on how the taxes incurred on his/her last illicit purchase is being spent by the terrorists. Al Jazeera relentlessly pursues pork barrel spending because, well, they just consider it filthy. It is common knowledge that pork barrel spending is not only clean, but very tasty.

It includes a TV network, a magazine, and even a site on the Internets.

The Al Jazeera network is vast and its origins are probably in France, but you can't really tell from this image. It would make sense, considering that the Pansy French once took Aljeeria.



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