Aasif Mandvi

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Aasif Mandvi
is a correspondent for "The Daily Show"
Not quite girlie, not quite man,
Aasif Mandvi
is all Girlieman.
Mahmoud Ahmedi-Aasif Mandvi-nejad is a terrorist.


Asif Mandvi, or Mr. Azizz, as he is known in some circles, comes all the way, albeit illegally, to the United States, from Somewhereikstan. He is also known by terrorist agencies as " the "Funny Man from Somwhereikstan". His arrival to The Daily Show is Jon Stewart's effort for Globalization, in dastardly hopes to overthrow The Colbert Nation of Truthiness.

Recently released sex tape of Aasif in a wild orgy with Fraggles exposed him as a plushophile. Mandvi has yet to comment on this issue.

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