A Rare Apology
is a featured segment of
the Greatest American Television Show--EVER!!!, The Colbert Report.

January 31, 2008 ApologyEdit

• to the state of Florida
  • implied the state should be swallowed by the ocean

July 30 2008 ApologyEdit

• to Canton, Georgia
  • for calling them crappy

August 5, 2008 ApologyEdit

• Stephen apologizes to the citizens of Canton, Kansas (Thanks CNN)
  • Canton, Kansas is a beautiful place
  • Mistakenly called them a shithole
• America's real assburgh Canton, South Dakota
  • North Dakota's Dirty Ashtray

August 12, 2008 ApologyEdit

• not all dogs run away from Canton, South Dakota, some stay and develop a drinking problem
  • no matter how bad things get, at least you're not an incorporated outhouse like Canton, Texas, which is a dung-filled longhorn