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A Christmas Story

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"A Christmas Story"
is a movie that is Destroying America.



"A Christmas Story" was an '80s movie created by Democrats to encourage gun control, which is obviously in violation of the second amendment (everyone knows thats the only good amendment we've got).

Plot SummaryEdit

Budding Future American, Ralphie desires to exercise his 2nd Commandment rights, but is thwarted by all liberal "authority" figures (in Liberal Land, only women are authority figures), even an effeminate version of Santa Claus!

Eventually, Ralphie's father puts his wife straight and Ralphie gets his gun and nothing bad happens after that.

The movie closes as Ralphie takes out at least half the Bumpus hounds.

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