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A.C.O.R.N.
is an essential part of the liberal plot to shred
the sacred fabric of American elections!
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A.C.O.R.N.
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ACORN (Association of Communist Organizations for Revenge Now) is a union for people too lazy to have jobs.

They were founded in the darkest heart of Africa during the hippie-infested 1960's by William Ayers and Barack Hussein Obama after a weekend of drugs and raping white women.

The Greatest Maverick Ever revealed that ACORN as the greatest immediate threat to America as Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction.

MCCAIN DID NOT GIVE A KEY NOTE ADDRESS FOR THIS GROUP IN 2006 THIS IS A HORRIBLE LIE AND ANY SO-CALLED "FILM" SHOWING HIM AT THE EVENT WAS FAKED!!!!

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Mission StatementEdit

Bachmann Warns Of Link Between Census, Japanese Internment01:42

Bachmann Warns Of Link Between Census, Japanese Internment

When they came for the joos I said nothing because I was not a joo. When they came for the white people I said noth… wait, they are coming for whitey??? OMG SOMEONE HELP US!!!

ACORN was founded when the first Secret Muslim sold his soul to the devil and vowed to Satan and Al Franken to:

"Perpetrate the greatest voter frauds in American history, and to one day destroy the fabric of democracy.[1]"

After The Society of Secret Muslims tricked the IRS into giving ACORN tax-exempt status, they expanded their original mission to include:

Typical ACORN loving politician:

Crimes Committed by ACORNEdit

  • Sole editorial control of Wikiepedia.com
  • Suggesting that they are a tasty treat to squirrels
  • Falling for the worst impersonation of a pimp ever.

The Greatest Administration Ever's Relentless Pursuit Of ACORNEdit

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Justice Department Heroes Who Pursued The ACORN CriminalsEdit

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