ABC

ABC
Common Network Name	American Broadcasting Company
Slogan	If you can't afford cable, we're your network.
Transmission	TV Broadcast
Year Founded	1948
Corporate Owner	Disney
C.E.O.	Robert Iger
Types of Programs	(general)
Sister Networks	ABC Family
Most Popular Programs	Lost, Desperate Housewhores
Most Popular Celebrities	Geico Cavemen

ABC is an American television network, which purportedly stands for American Broadcasting Corporation. It was originally carved out from a rump of NBC in a late 1940's push for "media diversity." It remained the theoretical third network with mostly losing shows until it was bought by Disney. Because of its current ownership, ABC is anything but American.

We must remain vigilant against the evil that is ABC. ABC is run by Hollywood types who produce programming to make you gay. Furthermore, Disney steals your children's lunch money.

Personalities Edit

• George Stephanopoulos
• Ted Koppel (former)
• Bob Woodruff
• Peter Jennings

Programming Edit

• Good Morning America
• The View
• Nightline
• Lost
• Love American Style