The year in which Stephen Colbert will run for and win the presidency of the United States and Mexico. And no, Jon Stewart will not be his running mate. Soon after taking office, Stephen vows to invade Canada after they attack Detroit's already desolate, jobless, soul crushing character in a cartoon published by one of Canada's governmentally run national newspapers.

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• This is the inaugural year of the use of Colbvember rather than February!

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• The election of '08 is this month, and Stephen Colbert is a candidate!!!!!!!

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