After an entire day of exhaustive counting, Wikiality.com has determined the winners of the 2006 Truthiness Awards.

Contents 1 BEST OPENING LINE 2 BEST INDIVIDUAL LINE 3 BEST CAPTION 4 BEST CREATED IMAGE 5 BEST FOUND IMAGE 6 BEST RE-WRITE 7 BEST SHORT ARTICLE 8 BEST SERIES 9 PRETTIEST 10 FUNNIEST 11 WRITER(s) OF THE YEAR 12 BEST OVERALL ARTICLE 13 Congratulations! 14 Acceptance Speeches

BEST OPENING LINEEdit

from Uncle Ben
"Uncle Ben is the default first black friend every child has, like Tom on MySpace."
From the gut of: User:Fuzzy

BEST INDIVIDUAL LINEEdit

from Hawaii
"According to pictures, it floats gracefully over Mexico."
From the gut of: User:Fuzzy

BEST CAPTIONEdit

from Jon Tester

From the gut of: User:Sea rob

BEST CREATED IMAGEEdit

from Abraham Lincoln

From the gut of: User:Esteban Colberto
(who also created the "Truthie" (see above), thank you!)

BEST FOUND IMAGEEdit

from Charlie Crist

(The newly elected Governor of Florida with a friend, disgraced Republican Democratic Congressman, Mark Foley)

Discovered by the gut of: User:Sea rob

BEST RE-WRITEEdit

Abraham Lincoln
Fixed by the gut of: User:Ravman29

BEST SHORT ARTICLEEdit

Redacted
From the gut of: User:El Payo

BEST SERIESEdit

The Quantum Truthiness Series
From the gut of: User:Chief Reefer

PRETTIESTEdit

Gay Bears
From the gut of: User:Weston Esterhazy

FUNNIESTEdit

Africa
From the gut of: User:Kudzu

WRITER(s) OF THE YEAREdit

(tie)
The Gut of: User:El Payo
The Gut of: User:WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer

BEST OVERALL ARTICLEEdit

Africa
From the gut of: User:Kudzu

Congratulations!Edit

Congratulations to all the winners!

Acceptance SpeechesEdit

• thank the academy
• all the people who voted
• David Mamet
• and especially God